The Yellow Emperor summoned the Twelve Beasts of the Cosmic Zodiac and bade each sing him a song
I Will Survive, squeaked Rat
Ox lowed, Everything’s Alright
I Light the Night, roared Tiger
Rabbit whispered, Imagine All at Peace
Higher and Higher, sang Dragon
Snake hissed, I Have No Hands To Be Tied
I Wanna Be Free, neighed Horse
Sheep bleated, All I Need Is Love
Let Me Entertain You, chattered Monkey
Rooster crowed, Look At Me Now
I’m Your Best Friend, barked Dog
Pig grunted, I’m Everybody’s Friend
Huang Ti clapped in applause. ‘What about you, Boss?’ chorused the Beasts.
‘Well done, Beasts,’ declared the Emperor, ‘for minimising YouTube ad pollution….’
‘Sing!’ they yelled.
‘You won’t get any sleep,’ he said. See what they thought of his song.
What Beast are you? Do you like your Song? Or what Song would you like instead?